Back pain Oh back pain it's a great strain
To ascend the stairs is like climbing Mt.Everest
Do not make a mountain out of a molehill
Ah well when you have the pain you will imprint
The carpets by not moving an inch!
I took a nice walk in the park and was baffled by the shark
Boys rode on their bikes and turned back
For the path went on forever and ever around the river
The dogs were faster than a bullet to bully the thief
For the lady's handbag was stolen!
How is that when she can do a million things
You sit here doing nothing
Yelled her husband!
The pilots were on strike
I got lucky to get on the last flight
Though it took forever to get here
Well I waited centuries for you
And have grown old
Too late for my heart is sold!